Category Archives: Everything Else

I saw a news story tonight on a local school increasing ISTEP scores (Indiana Statewide Testing for Educational Progress-Plus). “Wow,” I thought, “That’s great!” Then they showed some children talking about how if they “just didn’t get it” they just … Continue reading →

You know what’s smart? Eating part of a chocolate bar while laying on your back. In a yellow shirt. Even better, sitting up and seeing a few melting flecks of chocolate and thinking, hey, I’ll just lick them out before … Continue reading →

My girlfriend is reading “Pursuit of Happyness“. Three quarters of the way through the book, her comment was, “Geez, I wish they’d get to the good part. He’s not even homeless yet.” Ah, the things Hollywood makes entertaining for us. … Continue reading →

Sometimes I wish spam were real. No, not all the wallstreet tips and pharmacy ads; that kind of spam is all too real. Some of the fake subjects spammers use to entice you to open their mail or to get … Continue reading →

Scientific studies are showing a link between obese children and junk food advertising aimed at kids. I guess it should have been obvious it has nothing to do with the parents.

Umm… LOST last night was like a page out of Forrest Gump. Characters Nikki & Paulo (Ken & Barbie – ick!) were unceremoniously dropped on viewers this season to – in my opinion – sex up the show. After a … Continue reading →

I get a call on the way home from work. “Honey, where’s the hammer?” “Why?” I ask. “I’m fixing dinner.” My little Martha Stewart. Post prison. 😉

Good example of why I don’t like reviewers most times. Click here for an unfavorable review of “300”. This is the kind of guy who salivates all over “boring – narcissistic – overly – costumed – judy – dench – … Continue reading →

I kid you not. This picture came from a site with kid’s coloring book pages. Click to enlarge. Not to mention, it’s already colored. Disturbing *and* weird.

A good friend of mine (see, honey, I didn’t mention your name) had “supplied” me with a rather sizeable stockpile of pens from her employer to help me offset even a fraction of the cost operating in a small business … Continue reading →

I picked up a large bag of cheese popcorn from a gas station convenience store to have something to snack on while driving down the highway. I opened the bag before starting the car expecting the wonderful smell of processed … Continue reading →

My brother brought over his Nintendo Wii and a boxing game to my birthday party. Concept in a nutshell – for anyone living under a rock since this thing’s debut – is that you hold a controller in each hand, … Continue reading →

It’s time for me to start writing children’s books. Description: A fat old cow wanted to jump over the moon so her friend the mule gathered their animal friends together to build a rocket to get her to the moon. … Continue reading →

Not a manly shopping cart. I tried to think of it as a “sports car” model.

This would *SO* happen to me. I’d be minding my own business, jumping out of a field and BLAMMO – hit by a bike. 😉

You must be at least 8′ tall to use these cotton balls. No kidding. This was the only place they were at! internet dating sites ukblack christian dating agenciesindian dating sites in canadafree online dating games to playrelationship dating forumsdating … Continue reading →

Merry Christmas everybody! Hope everyone had a safe and happy holiday! 🙂

This holiday season, shopping has been an eye-opener. First the whole “Bath & Body Works” alien cannibal conspiracy, and now I have proof that “Pier One” is linked to nefarious James Bond villain Auric Goldfinger. Captured with my trusty camera … Continue reading →

I was walking through Bath & Body Works with my girlfriend and noticed a *lot* of the items they are serving the public with are food themed. Twisted Peppermint… Wickedly Hot Chocolate… Cinnamon Bun Heaven… Pumpkin Paradise… It wasn’t my … Continue reading →

Not what you want to see on your partner’s computer when you come to work… Of course, homeland security has definately red-flagged my site now. 😉