It’s time for me to start writing children’s books.
Description: A fat old cow wanted to jump over the moon so her friend the mule gathered their animal friends together to build a rocket to get her to the moon. In the end, it didn’t work but she was happy as she got to stay on Earth with her friends.
Author: Louise Lawrence Devine, Illustrator: Irma Wilde, Publisher: Rand McNally (1965)
Really. No kidding.
Rhymes with “sucks naval lint”. I wonder if Louise will write a book called, “A Plot For a Book”.