“Pier One” actually James Bond villain

This holiday season, shopping has been an eye-opener. First the whole “Bath & Body Works” alien cannibal conspiracy, and now I have proof that “Pier One” is linked to nefarious James Bond villain Auric Goldfinger.

Captured with my trusty camera phone – at great risk of life and limb, I might add – is proof.

Pier One Gold Bear

I don’t know who the anonymous teddy bear was or what he did to have his demise so publicly displayed. Entire body covered in gold paint and left to suffocate.

Goldfinger Victim

Just as Jill Masterton, Auric Goldfinger’s secretary, was killed when she betrayed Goldfinger by helping James Bond.

Shop at your own peril.

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5 Responses to “Pier One” actually James Bond villain

  1. Matt D. says:

    where can i purchase the goldfinger golden girl poster?

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