I was walking through Bath & Body Works with my girlfriend and noticed a *lot* of the items they are serving the public with are food themed.
Twisted Peppermint…
Wickedly Hot Chocolate…
Cinnamon Bun Heaven…
Pumpkin Paradise…
It wasn’t my girlfriend staring at the two-for-one clearence that made the hairs at the back of my neck stand on end. I suddenly remembered an old episode of the Twilight Zone (#89 to be exact) where an alien race came to earth…
…with a book about serving man…
…which turned out to be a cookbook!
If any of you on the Internet can still read this, warn the public! Bath & Body Works is not there to serve you with feel-good lotions and fragrances - they are flavoring us for their cannibal alien masters!
Just wait ’til Jack Daniels, essence of Emril body bath comes out. Then you’ll know they plan on serving you.
hehehe… I’m sure there are some folks out there “pickled” and ready to serve up after the holidays.