Actual capacity of aquarium

January 27th, 2008

My aquarium was advertised as having a 55 gallon capacity.

Filling it with water – aside from decorations and rocks – this just didn’t seem like it was true.

Here’s some good information on the actual capacity of your aquarium / fish tank.

Good explanation of why your tank is NOT really the size you purchased and simple formula to figure out the actual capacity.
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More complex formula to figure out your tank’s actual capacity. If you hate numbers or thinking don’t go here. But if you really hate numbers and thinking, consider a gold fish bowl, eh?
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So, what about my 55 gallons???

  • First off, here are the approximate dimensions of my tank:
    48x21x12.5 outside dimensions (actual edge to edge)
    47.5x17x12 inside dimensions (inside glass measurements and height from rock substrate to the top edge of the water, so just the space that actually CONTAINS water)
  • Using the first (simple) link above:
    Multiple out the inside dimensions and divide by 231 (Length x Width x Height / 231).
    My 55 gallons? Actually about 42 gallons in reality! However this does not account for the space taken up (displacement of water) by decorations or anything else in the tank.
  • Using the second (more complex) link above:
    The chart at the second link uses the outside measurements from what I understand. For mine, the height was a little off because I think they go by a purely glass tank and mine has a plastic rim on the top and bottom which increases the height a bit. You plug in your numbers and follow down the right column in the chart to find your tank capacity.
    My 55 gallons? Actually about 40 gallons in reality! Now this chart I think is considering the fact that you have other things in the water taking up space and after considering the first number I got (42 gallons) less other things in the tank, the 40 gallon number makes sense – for my tank, at least.

Why does it all matter? Well, first off I just like to know what I really have. ;-) Beyond that, the capacity of your tank makes a difference in trying to figure out how many fish you can have or dosing out medication to the tank if needed. Think about it – if I were to treat my tank for a sickness, 40 gallons vs 55 gallons on dosage would make a pretty big deal! Why might my fish get sick? Well, if I filled the tank with fish for 55 gallons of water vs 40 gallons of water, I effectively became a fish slum lord with all the sickness hazards of overcrowding.

I’m a noob, but it makes sense to me. Anyone else? Love to hear from you in the comments!

What to do with a sick fish – flush him, grind him, or let him be eaten alive?

January 25th, 2008

The new 55 gallon aquarium is going through it’s “new cycling” phase. See future post for more on this or just forget about it for the purpose of this post! One of the starter fish, the smallest, started doing poorly a day or two ago. First he was lethargic and not eating. Then, the other fish starting nipping at him and he cowered in a top corner away from everyone. I came home from work this evening and did a quick head-count. Everyone still present and accounted for – well, almost. The sickly one was not only without pieces of his tail fin but entirely without the tail fin and in fact, a few bites out of his body. Cringe.

Zombie Fish
Image by John Schwegel

What to do? He wasn’t dead so I couldn’t Doctor Kevorkian him could I? “What do fish feel?” I wondered as I looked at him (her?) and followed quickly by a second thought of, “How can he swim without a tail?” Then I couldn’t get an old children’s poem out of my head – the one by Shel Silverstein about being eaten alive by a snake. Yeah, I know, a children’s poem about being eaten alive by a snake… not today’s topic. An aquarium is supposed to be relaxing, and sitting in my living room working on the computer while twelve fish are slowly eating another fish alive is, I must say, not at all relaxing.

Not Relaxing

I determined to put this fish out of it’s (removing personal pronouns at this level does make it easier) misery. By it’s, I mean equally mine. By mine, I mean, I’m not being eaten alive by other apartment dwellers in my building, so I guess in the end I’m actually putting my uncomfortability out of it’s misery along with this poor thing. Decision made, it was only up to the “how”. I remember my brother having caught a mouse, mangled, but still alive, in a trap. He dumped it in a sack in his back yard and proceeded to whack it into jelly with a shovel. Then I remembered too how grossed out he was – plus I live in an apartment and have little need for a shovel. The closest thing I’ve got is a large serving spoon. Albeit, the comparative size of mouse vs. shovel and fish vs. spoon ratio out pretty well, I’d feel guilty serving potatoes again with that spoon.

The Tick

I remembered my brother’s claims that last time I owned a tank I had dispatched of a sick fish by dropping him head first into a growling garbage disposal. To tell my side of it, I still claim this is a story I told my brother about another person and he has somehow transposed the deed unto me. I personally think he carries guilt over the mouse jelly incident. My proof is that, no matter how quick it might be for the fish, I am still grossed out by the thought of dropping a partially eaten yet alive animal any-side-first into spinning blades of death. Way way way too up close and personal. Heck, I still think meat comes from the grocery, not animals.

Garbage Disposal

Which left me only one other option, cliche as it might be, that I could think of at the time. Dropping a partially eaten yet alive animal any-side-first into swirling waters of doom. Much much much different than my other option. Sure the fish would live longer somewhere in the dark bowels of the apartment sewage system but I wouldn’t have to distress my sensibilities with the sound of grinding garbage disposal blades. Flushing was like burial at sea. Perhaps honorable, even. Perhaps even the possibility he’d be snapped up by the jaws of a waiting sewer gator eliminating all chance of long suffering, AND paying tribute to the circle of life. Yes, this was the way to go.

Flush

And so it was.

Circle of Life

Except now I’m afraid to sit on the stool. To paraphrase, “Karma’s a real fish.”

;-)

Sick fish? What did you do? Sound off in the comments!

Fish Tank vs Aquarium – which term is correct?

January 24th, 2008

So, what do you have in your house containing water and fish? Is the correct term or definition for it a “fish tank” or an “aquarium”?

To jump start the discussion I found some useful information on Englishforums.com. I have provided the link in case you want to check it out, but I’ll paraphrase the pertinent bits below if you just want to continue chilling here.

Bit One…

Definitions of “aquarium”:
1. container for fish: a water-filled transparent container, often box-shaped, in which fish and other water animals and plants are kept
2. aquatic zoo: a building in which fish and other water animals are kept and shown to the public

Defintion of “fish tank”:
noun
:
a tank or pool or bowl filled with water for keeping live fish and underwater animals

Pretty much the same by definition for either one when you look at it that way.

Bit Two…

In many situations “fish tank” and “aquarium” could be used interchangeably — I might ask my daughter if she had cleaned the aquarium lately, or I might say the fish tank. But “aquarium” has a more expensive, decorative implication — “fish tank” is more basic. The phrase “My, what a beautiful _______________” would more likely be completed with “aquarium” rather than “fish tank.”

For example, a Chinese restaurant has a beautiful aquarium in the front of the restaurant for people to look at while waiting for a table. Near the kitchen, they have a tank of live lobsters waiting to become someone’s dinner. I don’t know if restaurants ever keep live fish to turn into dinner, but if they did, they would probably call the place they keep them a fish tank, not an aquarium.

Bit Three…

Think of the difference that comes to mind between a church and a cathedral.

Bit Four…

Typically, a fish tank is something smaller, say, 5 to 10 gallon capacity. If you say “I have an aquarium in my house”, the impression is often of something larger and elaborately decorated with a large selection of expensive, and often exotic tropical species with seascape in aqua color lighting.

No one likely calls the Monterey Aquarium a fish tank. However someone may call their 10 gallon fish tank an aquarium.

My conclusion? I say “my” since I don’t believe there is a set-in-stone grammatical law for all aspects of this question and what follows from here are strictly my own thoughts on the matter.

  • In the case of a large public aquatic zoo, it’s definitely “aquarium” all the way.
  • Below that, if it doesn’t take up an entire room, then strictly by definition I think you could stand firm grammatically either way.
  • Scaling down to fish kept in the home environment, though, my personal opinion is that a small, inexpensive setup easily obtained and maintained and with a small amount of fish is a “fish tank”. To me, anything from a bowl up to the 15 to 20 gallon containers that you can easily cart out of the store under one arm is a “fish tank”.
  • There’s a gray area going from the 20 to 30 gallon size that to me tips the scale into the category of “aquarium” based on the intricacy and aesthetic qualities of the environments that are created. A 20 gallon glass rectangle filled with water, a smattering of pebbles, and some gold fish is a “fish tank”. A 20 gallon glass rectangle filled with water, a landscaped bed of pebbles, decorations, plants, and a variety of aquatic life chosen with some sense of marine balance or to mimic a natural marine environment is an “aquarium”.
  • Larger size containers from 55 to 75 gallons are typically going to be called “aquariums” based on the sheer presence of the aquatic environment. Hobbyists at this level, taking on the cost and maintenance of a larger environment are more likely going to go the extra distance for a representation of a true marine environment or a more carefully selected ecosystem of fish and other aquatic life not easily just thrown together or maintained.
  • However, if someone does, for example, have a 75 gallon environment filled with feeder fish or one or two haphazard decorations and a couple fish, then personally I’d revert back to calling it a “fish tank” and not an “aquarium”.

Personally, I have a 55 gallon aquarium. Hypocritically speaking, though, I’ll probably still call it a fish tank when I’m talking to my 7-year-old daughter or in casual conversation with someone that I don’t really want to spend a half hour regurgitating what you’ve just read here. ;-)

Any other fish tank / aquarium owners out there? Disgruntled fish tank / aquarium retailers trying to optimize your fish tank / aquarium web pages for the search engines? ;-)

Sound off in the comments!

New Fish Tank – Aquarium

January 24th, 2008

About a year ago my 7-year-old daughter wanted me to get a fish tank. I said I did not have enough money and that when I saved enough we could do it. I found a neat decorative glass jar and started saving change. A few months ago, my daughter told me she wanted to add the change she had been saving for years in her piggy bank and I agreed. Recently we counted all the change we saved and there was $190. She added an additional $20 in change from her piggy bank at her mother’s house. I told her we had enough! Okay, so I knew I’d be adding more, but this was enough of a boost to pull the trigger especially since Dad was pretty anxious to have a new aquarium too!

[picture coming]

We are now the proud owners of a 55 gallon freshwater tank! 15 fish started out almost a week ago… 13 remaining. *fingers crossed*

[picture coming]

The Amazing Race Season 12 Episode 1 Recap

November 5th, 2007

[Author's note (added well after the season finale) - After posting the first recap, I was whole-heartedly into watching the race this season, but having already taken a break from the entire blogging scene, I just wasn't ramped back up into writing about it. To my loyal two Amazing Race recap readers (neither of whom are my family - for shame!) I apologize. See you next season! Well, unless the producers come to their senses and finally get my brother and I on the show!] ;-)  

The Amazing Race Season 12 Episode 1 Recap

Only 11 legs this season and no elimination rounds. My suggestion for the producers is a hidden immunity idol. ;-) Something I noticed this season – look at the CBS official site and click through the teams. Looking at the ages, it is predominantly a 20-something race with a splattering of older folks. The 40-something crowd is nowhere to be seen! Bad news for my Amazing Race application.

Want to see a graphical view of the racers from beginning to present? Click on the below graphic. (Opens in a new window.)

The Amazing Race Season 12 Leg 1 Standings

This week’s rundown:

1st Place – Azaria & Hendekea – Brother/Sister – Won a Canada resort trip.
Last Week – N/A
If I can get by the fact I think their training for the race included thinking of as many different ways as possible to say how much smarter they are than everyone else, I might like these two. I’ll let it go this week – since they came in first.

2nd Place – Kynt & Vyxsin – Dating Goths
Last Week – N/A
If Alice Cooper and David Bowie could have had children together… I like the goth duo, though, I really do. If they don’t tire out from carrying an extra 100 pounds of makeup luggage, I think they’ll do well.

3rd Place – Rachel & TK – Dating for almost one year
Last Week – N/A
If you get just the right glance at TK he looks a little like Ben Affleck playing Matthew McConaughey playing a surfer dude. Although sitting here writing this, I don’t remember her saying much, they seemed like a nice couple. I think the old season 9 hippie karma will favor them.

4th Place – Lorena & Jason – Dating
Last Week – N/A
Doctor Phil shout-out! Lorena seems a little umm volatile and he’s one of those silently aggressive dudes. I’m guessing sparks before too long.

5th Place – Nicolas & Donald – Grandson/Grandfather
Last Week – N/A
All American boy and cantankerous old coot. I’m sensing sitcom material here. Fox execs, are you watching? ;-)

6th Place – Shana & Jennifer – Friends
Last Week – N/A
I’m sensing Hustler, Playboy, and Maxim drafting invitation letters. I’m not the type to let vane annoying beauty pageant wannabes annoy me into wishing for horrible disfiguring accidents. I am the type, however, to wish for a combination of terrible acne breakout and skin rash that cause them to be detained by health officials in a foreign country long enough to lose the race.

7th Place – Ronald & Christina – Father/Daughter
Last Week – N/A
Awww… every time I saw them this week I could just hear Paul Simon singing that father and daughter song. I’d quote it for you but every time I even do that it makes me cry. Damn that Paul Simon. The Amazing Race editors must not have been able to take it either. I saw in the previews from next week an argument a-brewing. Next theme song for these two sung by dysfunctional dad Ozzy?

8th Place – Kate & Pat – Married Ministers
Last Week – N/A
Lesbians. Ministers. Spunky elderly ladies. It’s like Golden Girls meets 7th Heaven meets, well, lesbians. I like this team. I can’t wait for them to run head-to-head with the All American Boy and Cantankerous Grand-dad. *insert hilarity ensuing here* The only problem I foresee is the 60+ age on one of the couple hindering their ability at physical tasks.

9th Place – Marianna & Julia – Sisters
Last Week – N/A
Is it really so wrong to want Shana & Jennifer to have to Jello wrestle Marianna & Julia? To the death. I think these two could be very nice or very very not-so-nice. I’m leaning toward the latter.

10th Place – Jennifer & Nathan – Dating
Last Week – N/A
Here’s how it will go with these two… “I love you, I love you!” followed by one-on-one camera interviews where they talk about how annoying they find each other and how they don’t think they could ever stay together. Rinse, lather, repeat until they finally get eliminated.

Who got kicked off?

11th Place – Ari & Staella – Best Friends
Last Week – N/A
He said it best, “Karma’s a bitch. I’m an even bigger bitch.” Okay, so maybe it’s a paraphrase, but stealing that cab early on in the race, gloating about it, then getting totally pwned on the first episode of the season – freaking awesome. I’m almost going to miss hating this team for a few more episodes. Almost. ;-)

The Amazing Race: All-Stars – Season 11 Final Recap

November 4th, 2007

Wow. The last half of season 11 recaps never got posted. I thank everyone who reads my blog for sticking by me while I was in the coma and suffering from amnesia after getting out of witness protection just after my stint with the peace corp dropping food rations to starving orphans in Bosniaparaguayiraq*cough*astan. It was all I could do to just keep things going… You’re the best two or three readers anywhere!

In the interest of continuity before I post about season 12, I hereby finally put season 11 to bed. Congratulations to Eric and Dani (who, even though they stopped dating, ran a helluva race).

The Amazing Race All Stars Eric and Danielle

For complete (ergh) information on The Amazing Race: All-Stars (Season 11), check out Wikipedia’s entry. Bet they didn’t drop food rations to starving Bosniaparaguayiraq*cough*astan orphans, though! ;-)

M&M's used to creep me out

August 22nd, 2007

Eating M&M’s used to creep me out – the thought of all those talking little candies being devoured alive.

Then I imagined that they were all actually spirits trapped in candy-coated chocolatey goodness and the only way they could be set free was to be eaten.

free at last

One more reason Verizon FIOS will kick Comcast Cable internet service in the cajones.

July 30th, 2007

I just moved into an apartment – no FIOS available – and signed up for Comcast’s internet service. I got a pretty good promotion for a year on the service. I notice almost immediately that it’s slower than my previous FIOS service at my last address but oh well, it’s still broadband. I call to see if there’s anything I can do. There is a “speed tier” available that will take me from 6 mb download and 384 kb upload to 8 mb download and 768 kb upload. It costs an extra $10 per month. Robbery. But I do so like my speed so I cave and call to get the service. They tell me that I can’t get the service added because they don’t have a special promotion code that would still allow me to get my one year promotional price *and* add this service ala-carte. WTF?!?!

I’m awaiting a Comcast supervisor to call to see if they’ll *allow me* to give them $10 more per month so they can rip me off with substandard internet service.

Love it.

thanks to Starbucks

July 7th, 2007

Starbucks

I haven’t thanked the Starbucks Gods lately and I really don’t want any bad karma.

So, thanks Starbucks! For all the goodness you provide. ;-)

Hey, it beats sacrificing goats, doesn’t it?

I want a hot juicy blog.

July 2nd, 2007

I want a hot juicy blog

Wait a minute… this feels all wrong.

Just because they’re doing it doesn’t mean I have to.

Why read a blog written with lame and boring content?

It’ll be all dry instead of fresh and juicy.

Lame and boring content…

This is ridiculous.

I deserve a hot juicy blog.

That’s right, you heard me, I deserve a hot juicy blog.

And not because I can tear a phone book with my bare hands.

No, i deserve a hot, juicy blog, because i have a brain, and it wants one.

So do you!

And so do you!

HOT JUICY BLOG!

HOT JUICY BLOG!

HOT JUICY BLOG!

HOT JUICY BLOG!

THAT’S RIGHT!