I was walking through Sam’s Club and I don’t care how old I am.
A huge pile of Ding Dongs still makes me laugh.
Almost as much as Keith’s Bootyville comment. 
I was walking through Sam’s Club and I don’t care how old I am.
A huge pile of Ding Dongs still makes me laugh.
Almost as much as Keith’s Bootyville comment.
I was standing on FIFTH AVENUE when you walked by and imagine my ALMOND JOY when I saw your WHATCHAMACALLIT and it was RED HOT. ! I said, “OH HENRY, would you like a BIT O’HONEY?” You could see that I had GOOD N’PLENTY to offer as you checked out my MOUNDS. I couldn’t help but SNICKER when I thought of all the MILK DUDS out there watching your TOOTSIE ROLL! We stood there and KISSed and then took off to MARS (one way, of course).
[...] I offered Near Blind Guy a Hostess Ding Dong today after lunch. Not thinking about it, I threw it to him. When you throw a Ding Dong to a near blind guy, it’s actually more like throwing AT someone. [...]