My girlfriend read my post on fashion the other day and found this book for me at a garage sale.
Ha ha. I opened it up and the first picture looked strangely like the coat I bought this winter.
Plus, looking at it further, the book did have some pretty good tips…
Tip #1: Don’t wrap your scarf too tight or your head will pop off.
Tip #2: Don’t forget to buy a belt.
Tip #3: Don’t starch your t-shirts.
Tip #4: Don’t make your girlfriend wait to go to bed while you post on your blog. 
Another tip: it’s great if your girlfriend has a teddy … one that she can wear! Taking a stuffed animal “stuffy” … well, I think I’ve made my point. True, true, deheading yourself with scarf — most unwise. I especially like your quick notice of too-mcuh starch on the poor lad’s shirt — gracious.