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Old Navy Gay Army Coat

I found a $70 wool coat at Old Navy on clearance for $10!!! From a distance it looked pretty cool and, hey, how can you beat $10? Still I wondered why there were so many left. I tried it on.

Gay Army Coat

It had these shoulder strappy things on it. I felt like I should be a guard at a border checkpoint. “Pleez to let me see all ov your paypers, Comrade.” Maybe they were there to hold my beret? Or maybe to airlift me out of some natural disaster? I don’t know. It was pretty gay though. Still… $10…

One pair of scissors later… No more gay army coat.

From the looks I got from the store clerks, I probably should have waited until until I bought it before cutting them off, though. Oh well. $10!!! ;-)

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3 Responses to “Old Navy Gay Army Coat”

  1. eledteacher says:
    February 28, 2006 at 8:06 pm

    I’ll scratch your eyes out!!!

  2. DarthReilly says:
    March 1, 2006 at 3:28 pm

    “I’m afraid I’ll have to confiscate those FABULOUS shoes!”

  3. Scott Cramer wrote this. » Blog Archive » My girlfriend suggests “I Can Dress Myself” says:
    June 12, 2006 at 1:17 am

    [...] Ha ha. I opened it up and the first picture looked strangely like the coat I bought this winter. [...]

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