Looking at the stats for my website, I found some really weird search terms that brought people to some page of my blog. Here are the top searches for March. I bolded the *really* weird ones. To me, weird is that people were either searching for the phrase in the first place or that they ended up on my site because of it!
“scary commercials” – 93 searches
What’s up with this??? I think there must be a college project or something… If anyone knows, please tell me. I’m dying of curiousity.
“scott cramer” or variations of my name – 21 searches
“amazing race” related – 17 searches
bootyville – 4 searches
Thanks Keith… This one is all your fault! But you are right. Bootyville just makes a person smile.
ups overload – 4 searches
stripperella – 4 searches
ransackery – 2 searches
stop vomiting now – 2 searches
snatch poker kit – 4 searches
educational value dora – 2 searches
Hehehe! I bet they were surprised to end up here of all places!
1440 x 900 – 2 searches
“flava flav” related – 4 searches
That’s right folks! Looks like I’m branching into the hip-hop audiences.
“screaming flying monkeys” – 4 searches
petting sharks – 2 searches
working dazewho wrote soylent green
top ten tv series august 2002
who wrote the wedding march
It *certainly* wasn’t me.
“doctor steven greer” related – 2 searches
simindiana
inxs
permanent marker wrong side of cd-r
sam`s club playhouse
white and pasty guys
Somebody actually searched for this… On purpose. Eww.
anti-crime technology sprint ad
pop goes the weasel tivo
band-aid bandages theme song
There’s a theme song???
frat business guy
miami vice don johnson wrist watch
There’s a wrist watch? And somebody *wants* it???
fcc radio playlist feed
how to half pop popcorn
tivo partial problem
who wrote 2001
wrote do you want fries with that
pokemon championship team
windows trademark lindows linspire
the television are the negative or postive affect on people`s lives
That’s just silly. Television isn’t negative. Geez.
spank soap mother
Umm… Okay… Weird.
sister & brother show other how other s body is under panties
I’m not even sure I *want* to know. Gotta love the internet.
linspire rant
who wrote friends in low places?
who wrote the poem sleep
bio of jeff foxworthy
who wrote young love
trouble with breasts
And they ended up at my site… Plus, what trouble???
laptop photoshop dreamweaver
junkyard wars show airs
red neck police
sister & brother see other in colored panties
Okay, it’s scary when I start seeing a theme with this.
my brain`s full
tribute to mom
tivo pop goes the weasel
headlights turn themselves off
ebay sucks blog
watch my girlfriend
frat boy tied up
i know my brother wears my panties
If you’re counting, that’s, like, 3 similar to this. Eww. Keith, is there something weird you’d like to tell the rest of the family???
scott long skid marks
This must be another Keith rumor. That’s all I can figure. Curse you brother!
how to seem unattainable dating
speed buggy cartoon
cigarette sandwich
Okay. Really. YUCK!