Top ten reasons why 1 1/2 monthes passed without a web log entry…
10 – No Internet connections on safari in Africa.
9 – Busy preparing thank-you speech for Pulitzer Prize in literature.
8 – Amnesia.
7 – Finally finished swapping out all the outdoor lights from my Christmas decorations to red for Valentine’s day – missed February 14th deadline and had to swap out again with Green for St. Patrick’s day. Took several days to allow swelling in fingers to go down.
6 – VH1 Behind the Scenes marathon.
5 – Unable to sit in computer chair after alien abduction.
4 – Published a comedic interpretation of The Satanic Verses – Ayatollah still a poor sport.
3 – Just booted off latest Survivor series.
2 – Been on the run – Jen’s husband finally read November 4th and 5th log entries. Oops.
And… The number one reason why 1 1/2 monthes passed without a web log entry…
1 – Watching Barney and Teletubby with my daughter – and liking it – causes mental breakdown and need for reprogramming.