Top ten reasons why 1 1/2 monthes passed without a web log entry…
10 - No Internet connections on safari in Africa.
9 - Busy preparing thank-you speech for Pulitzer Prize in literature.
8 - Amnesia.
7 - Finally finished swapping out all the outdoor lights from my Christmas decorations to red for Valentine’s day - missed February 14th deadline and had to swap out again with Green for St. Patrick’s day. Took several days to allow swelling in fingers to go down.
6 - VH1 Behind the Scenes marathon.
5 - Unable to sit in computer chair after alien abduction.
4 - Published a comedic interpretation of The Satanic Verses - Ayatollah still a poor sport.
3 - Just booted off latest Survivor series.
2 - Been on the run - Jen’s husband finally read November 4th and 5th log entries. Oops.
And… The number one reason why 1 1/2 monthes passed without a web log entry…
1 - Watching Barney and Teletubby with my daughter - and liking it - causes mental breakdown and need for reprogramming.
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