Looking at the stats for my website, I found some really weird search terms that brought people to some page of my blog. Here are the top searches for March. I bolded the *really* weird ones. To me, weird is that people were either searching for the phrase in the first place or that they ended up on my site because of it! 😉
“scary commercials” – 93 searches
What’s up with this??? I think there must be a college project or something… If anyone knows, please tell me. I’m dying of curiousity.
“scott cramer” or variations of my name – 21 searches
“amazing race” related – 17 searches
bootyville – 4 searches
Thanks Keith… This one is all your fault! But you are right. Bootyville just makes a person smile.
ups overload – 4 searches
stripperella – 4 searches
ransackery – 2 searches
stop vomiting now – 2 searches
snatch poker kit – 4 searches
educational value dora – 2 searches
Hehehe! I bet they were surprised to end up here of all places! 😉
1440 x 900 – 2 searches
“flava flav” related – 4 searches
That’s right folks! Looks like I’m branching into the hip-hop audiences.
“screaming flying monkeys” – 4 searches
petting sharks – 2 searches
working dazewho wrote soylent green
top ten tv series august 2002
who wrote the wedding march
It *certainly* wasn’t me.
“doctor steven greer” related – 2 searches
simindiana
inxs
permanent marker wrong side of cd-r
sam`s club playhouse
white and pasty guys
Somebody actually searched for this… On purpose. Eww.
anti-crime technology sprint ad
pop goes the weasel tivo
band-aid bandages theme song
There’s a theme song???
frat business guy
miami vice don johnson wrist watch
There’s a wrist watch? And somebody *wants* it???
fcc radio playlist feed
how to half pop popcorn
tivo partial problem
who wrote 2001
wrote do you want fries with that
pokemon championship team
windows trademark lindows linspire
the television are the negative or postive affect on people`s lives
That’s just silly. Television isn’t negative. Geez.
spank soap mother
Umm… Okay… Weird.
sister & brother show other how other s body is under panties
I’m not even sure I *want* to know. Gotta love the internet.
linspire rant
who wrote friends in low places?
who wrote the poem sleep
bio of jeff foxworthy
who wrote young love
trouble with breasts
And they ended up at my site… Plus, what trouble??? 😉
laptop photoshop dreamweaver
junkyard wars show airs
red neck police
sister & brother see other in colored panties
Okay, it’s scary when I start seeing a theme with this.
my brain`s full
tribute to mom
tivo pop goes the weasel
headlights turn themselves off
ebay sucks blog
watch my girlfriend
frat boy tied up
i know my brother wears my panties
If you’re counting, that’s, like, 3 similar to this. Eww. Keith, is there something weird you’d like to tell the rest of the family???
scott long skid marks
This must be another Keith rumor. That’s all I can figure. Curse you brother!
how to seem unattainable dating
speed buggy cartoon
cigarette sandwich
Okay. Really. YUCK!
“I’m stuck on Band-Aides, ’cause Band-Aides stuck on me!”
How could you forget that jingle?
Crap, that’s going to be stuck in my head all day now.
— C.
” ‘cuz they hold on tight in the bathtub and they cling in soapy SUUUDS! I am stuck on band-aid brand cuz band-aid’s stuck on me!”
…then there was the version “GWAR” did.
Well, at least I know who *didn’t* have to search for the band-aides theme song…
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Hi tech guys,
Im sure many of you already know about the fantastic possibilities of the Dreambox 500 receivers in that it allows you to watch scrambled and encrypted television channels on satalitte and cable providers for free. Now, I bought a Dreambox 500C over 2 years ago from the original manufacture Dream multimedia. The box back then was 249GBP and I must say has worded flawlessly connected to my motorised dish, giving me over 10,000 channels. However since they stopped making the Dreambox 500 series over a year ago, I needed a cable version for my brother and so decided to buy a clone model from dvbseller.com. I was a bit concerned about the quality, but did a lot of research on Dreambox forums and general opinion was that the clone where in fact better than originals as it had newer technology and stronger tuners.
Well the short version, the cable box works brilliant and my bro gets all his virgin cable channels for free now, but his wife is quite religious and to be frank a bit strange and once she heard that her Dreambox is not original but a clone from china has demanded I should replace her box with an original which the maker does nott make any more or give her money back. The Dreambox 500c has worked without problems and does exactly what I said it would do giving her all the paid channels for free, including the pay-per-view channels, etc.. I charged them £150 for the Dreambox and I flashed it for them with the latest image. I know it only cost me £60 to buy but, I’m the one who has to fix it if it needs updating etc…
So, here I am ,awaiting my brother to come to my house with the Dreambox and demanding his money back in full, as his wife demands it….. what would you do?
Anyone here heard of or used the Chinese imports Dreambox 500 models and can post reply if you think the clones are as good or as bad as the originals so I can show him your views?
What would you do??
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