Author Archives: Scott

Geez… I never knew having two readers could be so problematic. I have been told that in one fell swoop I’ve disrespected both religion and women (12/29 post, actually referring to and obviously degrading further the original 12/27 post/notification). I … Continue reading →

A few days ago I posted my official certification or ordination as a reverend in the ULC. Let’s see… I got comments like “You are so weird sometimes” and “I’m speechless!” I figure I’d better explain myself so people don’t … Continue reading →

What does it mean when someone gives you shampoo as a Christmas gift? I guess I should feel good that it wasn’t mouthwash.

This Christmas season I was feeling… well… like I needed something more in my life. That plus late nights and the Internet and low and behold (I can officially say things like that now) I have added entitlement to my … Continue reading →

Okay, okay… but I found another Coupling quote (from the great BRITISH original series) that I *had* to post. When man invented fire, he didn?t say, ‘hey, let?s cook’, he said, ‘great, now we can see naked bottoms in the … Continue reading →

I recently found out that someone read one of my blog entries and took it quite seriously. After the initial surprise that anyone was actually reading anything here I was really quite amused at someone’s concern that I’d be talking … Continue reading →

“No army can withstand the strength of an idea whose time has come.” -Victor Hugo

Farewell to John Ritter (9/11/03) and Johnny Cash (9/12/03). If your name is John I think I’d stay home today and avoid anything even remotely dangerous.

It is very very wrong to walk into a men’s public restroom whistling YMCA.

It’s sad when you double the value of your car by putting in a full tank of gas.

I know how to make troublesome employees work together as a team! First you take away all their razors and soap. Then you only give them cold water. When they start cooperating, you bring in a truckload of hookers and … Continue reading →

Anybody else notice the prominant labeling on a woman’s Gap t-shirt? I hear there’s a new brand of jeans named Crack coming out soon too…

“Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain’t the lead dog, the scenery never changes.” – Lewis Grizzard On the plus side you could say you’re getting a lot of tail…

“Statistics are just like mini-skirts, they give you good ideas but hide the most important thing.” – Ebbe Skovdahl, Danish Football Manager They hide a good personality and sense of humor??? 😉

I was driving my three year old daughter Maddie and her four year old cousin Luke to go see a movie. The first theatre was sold out and we were on our way to a less busy theatre – and … Continue reading →

New children’s television sensation – “The Wiggles”. Think Sesame Street crossed with The Monkees with a sprinkle of Scooby Doo. Yes, I’ve been watching a lot of kid’s shows lately. 😉

“Dora the Explorer” is a highly rated children’s show praised for it’s educational value. Without it, how else would parents know it’s okay to use a monkey as a babysitter and let your child roam around alone in the jungle?

I saw a commercial for boneless buffalo wings. All I could think was, “Duh, of course they’d need wings if they didn’t have any bones.”

Why is it that we let children eat vitamins shaped like their favorite cartoon characters but we frown upon cannibalism?