Good things to teach your 1-year-old daughter:
“Mom-ma.”
“Dad-da.”
“Patty-cake.”
Bad things to teach your 1-year-old daughter:
“@#$%^& Microsoft!”
“[ring] Hello? [pause] No, I do not want to switch my long distance. Now kindly please [censor] yourself and [censor] [censor] and a garden hose. [click]”
“Lyrics to heavy metal songs.”
This parenting stuff is tough.