Scott Cramer wrote this.

My friend Jen read the article I wrote yesterday about how I was looking at her artistic t-shirt, and not actually staring at her breasts. She asked me one question - “Did you see the really cool map that was on the BACK of the Jimmy Buffett shirt I was just wearing?” *insert Jen’s smug smile here*

Umm… well… uhh… No.

Of course, to make the situation all the better, I blurted out the only thing that came to mind. “I must have been staring at your ass.”

I hate when I get flustered.