Midnight Toilet Cat

So, I got up in the middle of the night and walked into the bathroom in the pitch black. Since I knew where everything was at, I didn’t want to turn on the light and blind myself. I started to sit down on the kamode and, before I ever made it to cold toilet seat, I felt [an abnormal amount of] fur on my buttocks region! What the hell? I flipped on the light switch – of course, blinding myself – and there sat a cat balanced on his haunches with his head still buried in the bowl lapping up toilet water.

Toilet Drinking Cat

He looked up at me as if to say, “*F* off! I’m getting a drink! Why are you walking around in the middle of the night blinding people?”

I’m thinking he’s lucky I didn’t stand up to do my business or that I didn’t sit down any quicker. Of course, I’m not sure what I what have done in a half awake state having sat down on the toilet and then being exposed – or is that exposing myself? – to a crazed wet shreiking beast bursting from the pipes below me!

As it was, he still got the toilet seat all wet.

Stupid cat.

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2 Responses to Midnight Toilet Cat

  1. eledteacher says:

    In a battle between bladder and cat, I’d think that the bladder would win, but have claws and teeth … yourself exposed, probably not worth the cost. Thanks for making less mess in the litter, but more mess on the seat. Quick! Throw some catnip on the floor!

  2. Lilleegrrl says:

    I had a friend whose cat would bat at streams of urine as men would pee in her toilet. NO JOKE! It would sit behind the toilet and just as a man stood in front of the toilet to go to pee it (the cat) would pop out and bat at the urine. Yummy, huh?

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