The fine print reads:
Land includes spacious underground workshop complete with latest alien technology. Germ free alien autopsy room kitchen newly tiled to cover up green alien goo. Will throw in fixer-upper UFO German concept car no charge.
I’m *SO* calling my realtor!
Dang! I got area/lot 52 and got none of that cool stuff! I’m so bummed. Hey, could I borrow your perpetual power grill and lasercut lawn mower? Thanks dude!
No problem! Although I had a little nuclear spill last night, so you may not need to worry about the lawn. For that matter… might not even need the grill anymore either…..