I want a hot juicy blog.

I want a hot juicy blog

Wait a minute… this feels all wrong.

Just because they’re doing it doesn’t mean I have to.

Why read a blog written with lame and boring content?

It’ll be all dry instead of fresh and juicy.

Lame and boring content…

This is ridiculous.

I deserve a hot juicy blog.

That’s right, you heard me, I deserve a hot juicy blog.

And not because I can tear a phone book with my bare hands.

No, i deserve a hot, juicy blog, because i have a brain, and it wants one.

So do you!

And so do you!

HOT JUICY BLOG!

HOT JUICY BLOG!

HOT JUICY BLOG!

HOT JUICY BLOG!

THAT’S RIGHT!

4 Responses to “I want a hot juicy blog.”

  1. Gitsie Girl says:

    Makes me want to stop kicking this tree…

  2. Lilleegrrl says:

    Have you been watching too many of the Baconator commercials or what? I thought you watched your TivO? You know you can fast forward thru those pesky commercials to keep them from imprinting in your brain….

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