Honesty does not pay

When your girlfriend cuddles up next to you and asks you what you are thinking about…

…don’t say McDonaldland cookies.

3 Responses to “Honesty does not pay”

  1. eledteacher says:

    Very funny! It was my first laugh of the day. Thanks!

  2. davesbeachbar says:

    this just proves you need to practice….

    She says “does this dress make me look fat”

    Your response “no it looks great”

    Maximum time for your response is 2.3 seconds. Any more time than that you are totally screwed

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