When your girlfriend cuddles up next to you and asks you what you are thinking about…
…don’t say McDonaldland cookies.
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“No one can tell what goes on in between the person you were and the person you become. No one can chart that blue and lonely section of hell. There are no maps of the change. You just...come out the other side. Or don't.”
by Stephen King The Stand
Very funny! It was my first laugh of the day. Thanks!
this just proves you need to practice….
She says “does this dress make me look fat”
Your response “no it looks great”
Maximum time for your response is 2.3 seconds. Any more time than that you are totally screwed
Or not.