I was at a birthday party with a bunch of eleven-year-olds this weekend.
3 girls took to calling me, “Mister Old Guy.” For example, “Mister Old Guy, you’ve got a lot of grey.” Real quote.
The birthday boy stopped me and said, “You know why I like you?”
“Why?”
“Because you look old…”
Argh.
“But you act like a kid.”
Hmm… Okay, I can take that. 