Okay, okay… but I found another Coupling quote (from the great BRITISH original series) that I *had* to post.
When man invented fire, he didn?t say, ‘hey, let?s cook’, he said, ‘great, now we can see naked bottoms in the dark.’
-Steve Taylor (actor Jack Davenport)
Actually, my friend Ken came up with this first but he made me swear not to tell anyone he uses the word “bottoms”.