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“No one can tell what goes on in between the person you were and the person you become. No one can chart that blue and lonely section of hell. There are no maps of the change. You just...come out the other side. Or don't.”
by Stephen King The Stand
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Followup on e(vil)Bay
Follow-up to my eBay story trying to bid on a Gmail invite. eBay = EVIL-Bay. I’ve heard it said elsewhere, but now I’m saying it too. Some jerk misrepresents an auction for a Gmail invite and gives me an invite … Continue reading
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Six Flags Scary Commercials
The new “Six Flags Theme Parks” commercials scare me. What’s with the mute old scary guy in the burial suit and the techno dance music??? Until they come to their senses and take it down, here’s the link to one … Continue reading
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e(vil)Bay and Gmail
I’m not getting any work done. It started innocently enough. I wanted a Gmail account. So sue me – I’ve got geek in my blood and wanted to try it out. *I* didn’t have an invite. Grrr. Tried to buy … Continue reading
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Silly Thing to do with a Book
Click the Format button on the Supplementary toolbar. Grab the nearest book. Open the book to page 23. Find the fifth sentence. Post the text of the sentence in your journal along with these instructions From “Essentials of Programming Languages” … Continue reading
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Want a Gmail Account
Hrumph. If gmail won’t invite me, I’ll crash the party. Long live ebay! (I can *not* believe I just said that) I’m a ho for 1 gb. Sigh. 😉
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Blogger Gave Away Advance Gmail Accounts
Agggh. I stop blogging for a while and I miss the chance to snag a gmail account. Grrr. That’s what a break in loyal patronage does to you!
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Don't Wake the Blog – It's Sleeping
Gee, if you havn’t figured it out yet, the blog is on hiatus. In network terms, that means something is going away and they’re not telling you it’s not coming back until it’s been so long that you don’t care … Continue reading
Lyle Lovett Hair
Unlike the rest of us, maybe Lyle Lovett wakes up with perfect hair… Normal Hair Day for Lyle
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Rosie's Anti-Bush Marriage
Congrats Rosie! Ironic when you think about it, though… She chose to get married to another woman as an anti-Bush statement. Rosie O’Donnell kisses Kelli Carpenter Former talk show host Rosie O’Donnell, right, kisses her partner Kelli Carpenter, after their … Continue reading
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UPS Overload Averted
When I walked up to my computer at work there was a network message on the screen saying, “UPS Overload Averted”. Damn UPS terrorists trying to shut down my server. I’m switching to Fed-Ex.
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ran*SOCK*ery
After the last washing day I determined that I was no longer going to put up with matching up five different similar but not-the-same types of tube socks. Plus, I had thrown away any singles with holes and I was … Continue reading
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Left Foot Right Foot
Do they match? No. Are they the same color? Yes. Do they match? Yes. When a man runs out of socks.
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scottcramer.com
Oh, the horror of it all. It’s not that I *have* to have the web address of my own name, scottcramer.com. However, it’s just wrong that someone with my name would build their website with Microsoft’s FrontPage. So very very … Continue reading
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Flat Diet Cola
What’s worse than diet cola? FLAT diet cola. Although, why I picked up the cola can from the night before and thought it was a good idea to take a sip is a complete mystery. Hey, does anyone have a … Continue reading
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My Life as a Cartoon
My life as a cartoon… Working with my brother and business partner I seem to end up knee deep in code while he test drives the programs. I’m Tinker, the goofy mechanic (green jumpsuit) from Speed Buggy and he’s Mark, the … Continue reading
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Conjoined Twins
The newspaper in our area recently reported on a set of conjoined twins. They listed the weight as 8 lbs 5 oz. A good friend of mine heard this and asked, “Is that how much they weigh together or seperately?” … Continue reading
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Chinese Buffet Mirror
I went to eat at a Chinese buffet tonight. They have a wall length mirror that runs alongside where you get your food. I wouldn’t think this would be in their best interest. It’s as if you can see yourself … Continue reading
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TextAmerica Moblogs
Ok, I took a look at a lot of other moblogs on textamerica and realized something. I am not the most inane poster of pictures. But, I’ve still got time.
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New Camera Phone
Got a new cell phone with a camera on it. Not even *I* can rationalize this one. But it’s sooooooooooo fun. Check out the world’s most inane moblog. I never realized exactly how much junk you see in one day.
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37th Birthday Cake
Pink candles and an umbrella. 37 must be the “I’m comfortable with my heterosexuality” birthday.
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