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The Amazing Race: All-Stars - Season 11 - Episode 5

This week’s rundown:

Charla & Mirna
THIS WEEK - 1st
LAST WEEK - 7th, arriving at 2:41am
Argh. First they gloat about putting Rob & Amber out of the race - like they really had anything to do with it. Now they come in first. Maybe next they could give Mirna a megaphone to go with her whistle from last week. Because I really think they could be more annoying.

Dustin & Kandice
THIS WEEK - 2nd
LAST WEEK - 5th, arriving at 1:58am
Well, they didn’t over think this week! Let’s see how long it lasts… However! They did misread ANOTHER clue. Not over thinking doesn’t mean NOT thinking girls!

Teri & Ian
THIS WEEK - 3rd
LAST WEEK - 3rd, arriving at 1:04am
I like them. I just don’t think they can keep it up.

Oswald & Danny
THIS WEEK - 4th
LAST WEEK - 1st, arrived at 12:02pm
Uh-oh… The avalanche beacon was looking a lot like a Rob & Amber arrogance moment. Take a breath guys, you can do it! Hmm… Guess I’m voting for these guys now. Didn’t realize that until just a moment ago. Go not-annoying gay team!!!

Joe & Bill
THIS WEEK - 5th
LAST WEEK - 4th, arriving at 1:55am
Solid players. I mean in the game.

Eric & Danielle
THIS WEEK - 6th
LAST WEEK - 2nd, arriving at 12:06pm
If Oswald & Danny don’t win it, I’m voting Eric & Danielle. They’re silly. Looks like she melts down a little bit next week from the previews though…

Who got kicked off? - NOBODY! Non-elimination week.

Uchenna & Joyce
THIS WEEK - 7th
LAST WEEK - 6th, arriving at 2:38am
I said last week they shouldn’t get cocky. Now they have to come in first next week or suffer a 30 minute penalty at the mat.