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It is very very wrong to walk into a men’s public restroom whistling YMCA.

It’s sad when you double the value of your car by putting in a full tank of gas.

I know how to make troublesome employees work together as a team! First you take away all their razors and soap. Then you only give them cold water. When they start cooperating, you bring in a truckload of hookers and … Continue reading →

Anybody else notice the prominant labeling on a woman’s Gap t-shirt? I hear there’s a new brand of jeans named Crack coming out soon too…

“Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain’t the lead dog, the scenery never changes.” – Lewis Grizzard On the plus side you could say you’re getting a lot of tail…

“Statistics are just like mini-skirts, they give you good ideas but hide the most important thing.” – Ebbe Skovdahl, Danish Football Manager They hide a good personality and sense of humor???

I was driving my three year old daughter Maddie and her four year old cousin Luke to go see a movie. The first theatre was sold out and we were on our way to a less busy theatre – and … Continue reading →

New children’s television sensation – “The Wiggles”. Think Sesame Street crossed with The Monkees with a sprinkle of Scooby Doo. Yes, I’ve been watching a lot of kid’s shows lately.

“Dora the Explorer” is a highly rated children’s show praised for it’s educational value. Without it, how else would parents know it’s okay to use a monkey as a babysitter and let your child roam around alone in the jungle?

I saw a commercial for boneless buffalo wings. All I could think was, “Duh, of course they’d need wings if they didn’t have any bones.”

Why is it that we let children eat vitamins shaped like their favorite cartoon characters but we frown upon cannibalism?

A wise man judges by understanding the path. A fool judges only by the shoes.

The more men know about women, the more… Wait-a-minute… There is absolutely nothing I can follow that up with. Men don’t know anything about women. Well, okay, men – and I’m talking a small subset here – know a little … Continue reading →

Women are right about other women 100% of the time. Guys – Do not question it. Do not spend time thinking about it. Accept it. buy cialis overnight delivery viagra money order viagra online

Sometimes you go with the flow… and sometimes the flow takes you.

Eviscerated is really quite a lovely word. It’s fun to say – try it… Come on, really say it. Let it roll off your tounge a few times. Wet your lips and and say it slow and low – pretend … Continue reading →

I was watching a fly in the bathroom buzzing back and forth flying repeatedly into a mirror on the wall and then into a mirror on the vanity. I chuckled after a half dozen or so collisions and felt so … Continue reading →

I contend that as you get older someone replaces all the mirrors in your house with carnival mirrors.

Late night MTV, a laptop, and broadband Internet access. I’d write something creative if I had any brain synapses left.

There’s a new show on TV named “Reruns.” They rehash old television sitcom scripts word for word in a Saturday Night Live setting. It absolutely amazes me the power a laugh-track still has on the American viewer’s psyche. You think … Continue reading →