Author Archives: Scott

I sold some kid’s clothes to a used clothing store. The store clerk who was purchasing the clothes asked if I’d like cash or store credit. “What’s the difference?” I asked. I figured there was probably a higher monetary value … Continue reading →

I visited the doctor’s office. The nurse that called me from the waiting room asks, “How are you?” “I’m okay. Well, other than having to be here and all.” I replied. “True…” She pointed me to the patient room. I … Continue reading →

Yesterday was the 5th anniversary of the September 11th World Trade Center disaster. I had already eaten lunch at a diner in town named “Liberty Diner” with a Statue of Liberty and New York centric theme. I didn’t really think … Continue reading →

IAC/INTERACTIVECORP recently purchased a majority stake in CollegeHumor.com for a reported $20 million. Also, Viacom reportedly is in acquisition talks with the Onion.

I was doing research on colonics for yesterday’s post and a Google Image search for “high colonic” turned up the scary commercial guy I posted about several years ago! I followed the image link back to a New Jersey transit … Continue reading →

The 49-cent burger or 69-cent cheeseburger from White Castle. The poor person’s colonic.

It’s never a quick trip to the grocery with me. Ask my girlfriend. She’ll be twenty feet away before realizing I’ve stopped and am standing with camera phone in hand taking pictures of some product – while other nearby shoppers … Continue reading →

Thanks to Dave from Dave’s Beach Bar, here are some edits of my partner/brother Keith from yesterday’s post. (click either image for a larger view – if you dare!) Ditch the leather, bro. You can keep the glasses, but for … Continue reading →

My business partner… …and brother. Yes, we *do* work in the matrix. 😉

Typoglycemia. One mroe roasen taht hunmas win oevr mncaehis. Of course, I uesd a cuotmepr pagrrom on the web to scamlbre tihs txet, but I’m not dmub, jsut lzay. 😉 If you could still read the above passage, check out … Continue reading →

I’ve been a mess this past week. My little girl is 6 years old this year and started kindergarten. A million other kids go through it but she’s not a million other kids to me. She’s my *one* in a … Continue reading →

A man approached my girlfriend and I as we were stopped at a gas station. He told us he needed a “relay” from a local parts store and he gave us the name and directions to where he was talking. … Continue reading →

Things I learned at the 2006 Indiana State Fair. Click on any images for a larger view. Vendors love it when you try on their stuff, take cheesy tourist photos, and then leave without buying anything. Home of the “Monkey … Continue reading →

I “saw” the American Idol 2006 concert. Thanks Ticketmaster. Click for larger view.

“I” before “E” except after “C”. Or apparently, any other bloody time some word doesn’t want to follow the rules! People are lazy. We make a cute sounding rule to help us remember how to spell – and as it … Continue reading →

A few days ago I discovered – quite painfully – that wasps and bees had decided they were no longer going to share the landscaping at the front of my office building. In fact, they had set up several nests … Continue reading →

My name is Scott. I hate bees. This is my story. I was walking back into my office building after checking the mailbox. As I approached the door I felt something on my face at the edge of my glasses. … Continue reading →

I was shopping with my girlfriend and saw this tag. “I AM WASHABLE” On men’s clothing, okay, I would understand. However, I thought women were good about washing their clothes. 😉