I got a call last night. FOX broadcasting wants to buy the rights to my idea for running political races in the same format as their new smash hit American Idol! They’ve even reinstituted the swim-suit competition to draw in the over 60 demographic. Expect to see a lot more Bob Dole Viagra commercials. Contestants, err, I mean candidates, will even go through a grueling physical challenge each week. Issue dodging, backpedaling, and dwarf throwing. Verne Troyer, popular Austin Powers movie actor (the short one), is reported to be up at arms – he says the idea is demeaning to dwarves. He threatens to rally the bottom third of America against the show unless we take out the politics.
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“We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then is not an act, but a habit.”
by Aristotle (384 BC - 322 BC) Greek philosopher