http://www.ransackery.com/survey-says-individually-wrapped-ding-dongs-still-funny.htm You can read it. Thu, 11 Mar 2010 06:59:42 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 hourly 1 http://www.ransackery.com/survey-says-individually-wrapped-ding-dongs-still-funny.htm#comment-460 MonkeyJack.com » Blog Archive » Blind Guy Catcheth! Wed, 08 Mar 2006 19:05:26 +0000 http://www.ransackery.com/survey-says-individually-wrapped-ding-dongs-still-funny.htm#comment-460 [...] I offered Near Blind Guy a Hostess Ding Dong today after lunch. Not thinking about it, I threw it to him. When you throw a Ding Dong to a near blind guy, it’s actually more like throwing AT someone. [...] [...] I offered Near Blind Guy a Hostess Ding Dong today after lunch. Not thinking about it, I threw it to him. When you throw a Ding Dong to a near blind guy, it’s actually more like throwing AT someone. [...]

]]> http://www.ransackery.com/survey-says-individually-wrapped-ding-dongs-still-funny.htm#comment-461 Gitsie Girl Wed, 08 Mar 2006 17:23:02 +0000 http://www.ransackery.com/survey-says-individually-wrapped-ding-dongs-still-funny.htm#comment-461 I was standing on FIFTH AVENUE when you walked by and imagine my ALMOND JOY when I saw your WHATCHAMACALLIT and it was RED HOT. ! I said, “OH HENRY, would you like a BIT O’HONEY?” You could see that I had GOOD N’PLENTY to offer as you checked out my MOUNDS. I couldn’t help but SNICKER when I thought of all the MILK DUDS out there watching your TOOTSIE ROLL! We stood there and KISSed and then took off to MARS (one way, of course). I was standing on FIFTH AVENUE when you walked by and imagine my ALMOND JOY when I saw your WHATCHAMACALLIT and it was RED HOT. ! I said, “OH HENRY, would you like a BIT O’HONEY?” You could see that I had GOOD N’PLENTY to offer as you checked out my MOUNDS. I couldn’t help but SNICKER when I thought of all the MILK DUDS out there watching your TOOTSIE ROLL! We stood there and KISSed and then took off to MARS (one way, of course).

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