Scott Cramer wrote this.

A few days ago I posted my official certification or ordination as a reverend in the ULC.

Let’s see… I got comments like “You are so weird sometimes” and “I’m speechless!”

I figure I’d better explain myself so people don’t get the wrong idea and think I’m disrespecting religion.

The truth is, I did it for the chicks.

Respectfully,
Reverend Scott

ps, I am available for one on one religious consultation to females in the tri-state area ages 27 to 37. All sins absolved before I drop you off at home.