Comments on: Porcelain trap door mystery http://www.ransackery.com/porcelain-trap-door-mystery.htm You can read it. Thu, 08 Jan 2009 17:41:38 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.3 By: MonkeyJack.com » Blog Archive » The Porcelain Trap Reveals it’s Treasure. http://www.ransackery.com/porcelain-trap-door-mystery.htm#comment-366 MonkeyJack.com » Blog Archive » The Porcelain Trap Reveals it’s Treasure. Wed, 19 Jul 2006 06:13:10 +0000 http://www.ransackery.com/porcelain-trap-door-mystery.htm#comment-366 [...] Just go here and read the “Porcelain Trap Door Mystery” post for yourself. [...] […] Just go here and read the “Porcelain Trap Door Mystery” post for yourself. […]

]]> By: Scott Cramer wrote this. » Blog Archive » Another post about the bathroom http://www.ransackery.com/porcelain-trap-door-mystery.htm#comment-307 Scott Cramer wrote this. » Blog Archive » Another post about the bathroom Sat, 08 Jul 2006 13:18:40 +0000 http://www.ransackery.com/porcelain-trap-door-mystery.htm#comment-307 [...] I’m at work and I walk into the men’s bathroom. The door isn’t even closed behind me and I notice that the whole room smells like something dead rotting. Here’s my beef - all I have to do is a simple in and out with nothing stinky involved, but anyone seeing me come out of the bathroom and coming in next is going to think that *I* have something evil and decaying inside of *me* and that I’m the one who contaminated the public restroom. Sigh. Don’t even get me started about the people who leave pieces of toilet paper all over the floor. Is it really that hard to hit the bowl? On second thought, it’s probably the same person and even he is trying to escape the odor as fast as possible. Well, at least they flushed. I think. [...] […] I’m at work and I walk into the men’s bathroom. The door isn’t even closed behind me and I notice that the whole room smells like something dead rotting. Here’s my beef - all I have to do is a simple in and out with nothing stinky involved, but anyone seeing me come out of the bathroom and coming in next is going to think that *I* have something evil and decaying inside of *me* and that I’m the one who contaminated the public restroom. Sigh. Don’t even get me started about the people who leave pieces of toilet paper all over the floor. Is it really that hard to hit the bowl? On second thought, it’s probably the same person and even he is trying to escape the odor as fast as possible. Well, at least they flushed. I think. […]

]]> By: eledteacher http://www.ransackery.com/porcelain-trap-door-mystery.htm#comment-293 eledteacher Fri, 30 Jun 2006 13:56:51 +0000 http://www.ransackery.com/porcelain-trap-door-mystery.htm#comment-293 I liken this more to the conversation from <i>Clerks</i>... "Did you ever try to [bleep] your own [reference to male genetalia]?" Anyway, I have looked only on the basis that I worried about the level of tissue I used -- thinking only then, crud! I wish I had flushed before loading the basin with so much paper. Otherwise, I am different that you two, in that I assume following the act that I don't need to visually confirm that the act took place. I've been doing it for years and am quite sure that when I complete the process, that I have indeed done just that and that there isn't a clever little turd troll taking my refuse for the crap harvest. That being written, I would say that I have questioned how my body sorts out what I eat when the noise made (not flatus) is strange. You mentioned clink, plunk, which sounds more like change passing. I would worry about this, as I have, when you wonder -- what the? When did I eat stones? I'm quite sure that it should be no more remarkable than any previous visit, yet ... quickly flush the abberatnt thing, be it normal or alien. I liken this more to the conversation from Clerks…
“Did you ever try to [bleep] your own [reference to male genetalia]?”

Anyway, I have looked only on the basis that I worried about the level of tissue I used — thinking only then, crud! I wish I had flushed before loading the basin with so much paper. Otherwise, I am different that you two, in that I assume following the act that I don’t need to visually confirm that the act took place. I’ve been doing it for years and am quite sure that when I complete the process, that I have indeed done just that and that there isn’t a clever little turd troll taking my refuse for the crap harvest. That being written, I would say that I have questioned how my body sorts out what I eat when the noise made (not flatus) is strange.

You mentioned clink, plunk, which sounds more like change passing. I would worry about this, as I have, when you wonder — what the? When did I eat stones? I’m quite sure that it should be no more remarkable than any previous visit, yet … quickly flush the abberatnt thing, be it normal or alien.

]]> By: Scott Cramer http://www.ransackery.com/porcelain-trap-door-mystery.htm#comment-292 Scott Cramer Fri, 30 Jun 2006 13:25:38 +0000 http://www.ransackery.com/porcelain-trap-door-mystery.htm#comment-292 Hallelujah! Reaching out to the world to let people know they aren't alone... *that* is why I blog. ;-) Hallelujah! Reaching out to the world to let people know they aren’t alone… *that* is why I blog. ;-)

]]> By: davesbeachbar http://www.ransackery.com/porcelain-trap-door-mystery.htm#comment-291 davesbeachbar Fri, 30 Jun 2006 13:14:48 +0000 http://www.ransackery.com/porcelain-trap-door-mystery.htm#comment-291 Thank you for pioneering this subject. I have never known how to write about or address this subject. Many a time I have looked in the bowl just before flushing thinking "I don't remember eating that" or "This much stuff I hope it flushes". I go back to my favorite line from comedian Ron "Tater Salad" White where he says, "have you ever taken a crap so big that your pants fit better". So Yes, other people have toilet wonder issues like you Thank you for pioneering this subject. I have never known how to write about or address this subject. Many a time I have looked in the bowl just before flushing thinking “I don’t remember eating that” or “This much stuff I hope it flushes”. I go back to my favorite line from comedian Ron “Tater Salad” White where he says, “have you ever taken a crap so big that your pants fit better”. So Yes, other people have toilet wonder issues like you

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