Nothing good comes from a Saturday night Wal-Mart run

Looking at you Dawn H Jackson.Well, milk! Milk is good right? I told myself (when +Dawn H Jackson??? burrowed into my brain with a picture of Bacon Ritz) that I really did need some milk from the grocery. Although, I knew in my heart the milk was a total beard. With milk, cereal sounded good and I was out of my favorite (hey, it says GOOD, in all caps, SOURCE VITAMIN D, so, umm, healthy). The chip aisle was strategically located on my path to/from the milk, and c'mon $1 a bag?! One's totally for +Maddie Cramer??? too, so, like, that's karma for thoughtful. Abandon all hope. Block of cheese (actually picked up at the front of the store first cuz I knew…) for the inevitable Bacon Ritz. And crackers and cheese totally need summer sausage. That's, like, a crime otherwise, right? Rationalization fading fast. Looking in cart, how'd that frozen pizza get there? Well, I should eat dinner before snacking on crackers 'n cheese 'n sausage. Leaving the store, I turned around with no excuses… Easy Cheese. I found out later Dawn beamed this into my brain so totally not my fault after all. I figured, processed non-refrigerated cheese in a can – get the generic store brand. I put it in the cart where it promptly rolled and fell out, landing solidly on my open sandaled big toe as I walked away. Well, I'm no dummy. THAT was definitely a sign. I limped back to the aisle and swapped it for the name brand.Gotta go, pizza is ready! ;-)?
Nothing good comes from a Saturday night Wal-Mart run. Looking at you Dawn H Jackson.

Well, milk! Milk is good right? I told myself (when +Dawn H Jackson? burrowed into my brain with a picture of Bacon Ritz) that I really did need some milk from the grocery. Although, I knew in my heart the milk was a total beard. With milk, cereal sounded good and I was out of my favorite (hey, it says GOOD, in all caps, SOURCE VITAMIN D, so, umm, healthy). The

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