Just when you think you’ve seen everything in the grocery…
Half-popped popcorn kernals. In a can. Factory-sealed fresh.
You know the kernels in your microwave bag that didn’t quite have enough oomph to pop out of the popcorn shell and were kind of half shell with a little popcorn whiteness peaking out. The ones (most of us) left in the bottom of the bag… Now it’s a luxury snack product.
What’s next? Bag-o-crushed-chips? That congealed layer on top of home-made pudding when you get it out of the fridge - New pudding skins, “Just like Mom’s!”?
Wait! I’ve got it! Chunky-style Milk! Mmm…
I think I’ll stick with my sugar-coma breakfast cereals. Of course… if they were to put celebrity movie magnets with every carton of Chunky-style Milk………
You suck. Those kernels are small but mighty! A tasty treat indeed!!!