Monthly Archives: December 2006

Merry Christmas everybody! Hope everyone had a safe and happy holiday!

This holiday season, shopping has been an eye-opener. First the whole “Bath & Body Works” alien cannibal conspiracy, and now I have proof that “Pier One” is linked to nefarious James Bond villain Auric Goldfinger. Captured with my trusty camera … Continue reading →

I was walking through Bath & Body Works with my girlfriend and noticed a *lot* of the items they are serving the public with are food themed. Twisted Peppermint… Wickedly Hot Chocolate… Cinnamon Bun Heaven… Pumpkin Paradise… It wasn’t my … Continue reading →

Not what you want to see on your partner’s computer when you come to work… Of course, homeland security has definately red-flagged my site now.

Saw this on an employee’s desk… “inflatable entertainment” Makes me wonder what kind of prizes we’re giving out to our fundraising customers…

I think if people had the option of taking off their arms before bed, they’d get a lot more sleep. Some nights I try everything. Under my pillow… at my side… over my head… crossed on my chest… even straight … Continue reading →

The (Red) Manifesto