Monthly Archives: November 2005

I’m trying to figure out a skin allergy so I recently switched to all dye-free and scent-free laundry detergent and dryer sheets. Now all my clothes smell like, well, either what fabric smells like naturally or like the inside of … Continue reading →

I ran out of shampoo this morning and had to use my five-year-old’s shampoo. Now my head smells like bananas. So why exactly do we want our children to smell like food? I’m amazed we don’t hear more about monkey-head-eating-attacks … Continue reading →

I always hear we use 10% of our brains. Well, my 10% is full. It took 38 years, but that’s it – it’s full. Maybe that makes me an idiot. Maybe it makes me a genius. Don’t know, don’t care. … Continue reading →