Monthly Archives: February 2004

Congrats Rosie! Ironic when you think about it, though… She chose to get married to another woman as an anti-Bush statement. Rosie O’Donnell kisses Kelli Carpenter Former talk show host Rosie O’Donnell, right, kisses her partner Kelli Carpenter, after their … Continue reading →

When I walked up to my computer at work there was a network message on the screen saying, “UPS Overload Averted”. Damn UPS terrorists trying to shut down my server. I’m switching to Fed-Ex.

After the last washing day I determined that I was no longer going to put up with matching up five different similar but not-the-same types of tube socks. Plus, I had thrown away any singles with holes and I was … Continue reading →

Do they match? No. Are they the same color? Yes. Do they match? Yes. When a man runs out of socks.

Oh, the horror of it all. It’s not that I *have* to have the web address of my own name, scottcramer.com. However, it’s just wrong that someone with my name would build their website with Microsoft’s FrontPage. So very very … Continue reading →