Scott Cramer wrote this.

It is very very wrong to walk into a men’s public restroom whistling YMCA.

It’s sad when you double the value of your car by putting in a full tank of gas.

I know how to make troublesome employees work together as a team!

First you take away all their razors and soap. Then you only give them cold water. When they start cooperating, you bring in a truckload of hookers and spring for some cheap booze.

Oh yeah, and let ‘em throw hand grenades occasionally.

Ah, if life were only more like The Dirty Dozen.

Anybody else notice the prominant labeling on a woman’s Gap t-shirt?

I hear there’s a new brand of jeans named Crack coming out soon too…