Monthly Archives: August 2003

Whistle While You Pee

It is very very wrong to walk into a men’s public restroom whistling YMCA.

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Cheap Car

It’s sad when you double the value of your car by putting in a full tank of gas.

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Dirty Dozen Guide to Employee Productivity

I know how to make troublesome employees work together as a team! First you take away all their razors and soap. Then you only give them cold water. When they start cooperating, you bring in a truckload of hookers and … Continue reading

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Women's Gap T-Shirts

Anybody else notice the prominant labeling on a woman’s Gap t-shirt? I hear there’s a new brand of jeans named Crack coming out soon too…

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