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“No one can tell what goes on in between the person you were and the person you become. No one can chart that blue and lonely section of hell. There are no maps of the change. You just...come out the other side. Or don't.”
by Stephen King The Stand
Monthly Archives: July 2003
Lewis Grizzard Quote
“Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain’t the lead dog, the scenery never changes.” – Lewis Grizzard On the plus side you could say you’re getting a lot of tail…
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Statistics Quote
“Statistics are just like mini-skirts, they give you good ideas but hide the most important thing.” – Ebbe Skovdahl, Danish Football Manager They hide a good personality and sense of humor???
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Adults Don’t Know Anything
I was driving my three year old daughter Maddie and her four year old cousin Luke to go see a movie. The first theatre was sold out and we were on our way to a less busy theatre – and … Continue reading
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Who are the Wiggles?
New children’s television sensation – “The Wiggles”. Think Sesame Street crossed with The Monkees with a sprinkle of Scooby Doo. Yes, I’ve been watching a lot of kid’s shows lately.
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Dora's Educational Value
“Dora the Explorer” is a highly rated children’s show praised for it’s educational value. Without it, how else would parents know it’s okay to use a monkey as a babysitter and let your child roam around alone in the jungle?
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Boneless Buffalo Wings
I saw a commercial for boneless buffalo wings. All I could think was, “Duh, of course they’d need wings if they didn’t have any bones.”
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Vitamins and Cannibalism
Why is it that we let children eat vitamins shaped like their favorite cartoon characters but we frown upon cannibalism?
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A Wise Man Judges…
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What Men Know About Women
The more men know about women, the more… Wait-a-minute… There is absolutely nothing I can follow that up with. Men don’t know anything about women. Well, okay, men – and I’m talking a small subset here – know a little … Continue reading
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Women on Women (not what you think)
Women are right about other women 100% of the time. Guys – Do not question it. Do not spend time thinking about it. Accept it. buy cialis overnight delivery viagra money order viagra online
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Eviscerated
Eviscerated is really quite a lovely word. It’s fun to say – try it… Come on, really say it. Let it roll off your tounge a few times. Wet your lips and and say it slow and low – pretend … Continue reading
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