Monthly Archives: March 2002

Al Qaeda and Amtrak

I was listening to the radio in the car the other day and caught one of those sixty-second news breaks. They were talking about how Amtrak would love to scan luggage with the same (perceived) level of scrutiny as the … Continue reading

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My Nephew the Cow

I was trying to think of a funny way to write down this story my nephew’s wife told me. In the end, I couldn’t think of anything funnier than just presenting the facts as they were told to me. I … Continue reading

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Britney didn't invent cleavage

I was looking at a black and white picture of a woman the other day. I thought, “Man, she’s hot!” Then I thought, “Man, she’s, like, 90 now.” Remember next time you talk to your grandparents, Britney didn’t invent cleavage. … Continue reading

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Blog Dry Spell

Top ten reasons why 1 1/2 monthes passed without a web log entry… 10 – No Internet connections on safari in Africa. 9 – Busy preparing thank-you speech for Pulitzer Prize in literature. 8 – Amnesia. 7 – Finally finished … Continue reading

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