Monthly Archives: January 2002

I had two choices. Change all the light bulbs to red, or take down the Christmas lights before Valentine’s day. Upsetting the neighbors with a bordello ruby glow was rather appealing but, besides the time involved, I didn’t know where … Continue reading →

I was playing with my daughter and trying to teach her how to put different shaped blocks into the same-shaped holes in a little toy bucket. The triangle goes in the triangle hole. The squre goes in the square hole. … Continue reading →

I would love to say the writing muse is a fickle mistress but she’s always hanging around and I’m sure she’d be quite irate if I even tried that lame excuse. She shows up staring back at me on the … Continue reading →

“I’m so embarrassed. I told everyone that Soylent Green is people, but if you read the label closely, it says it’s actually made from “artificial people flavoring.” – Bob Van Voris In the end, what’s wrong with it? I’m sure … Continue reading →

Garlic and hot pepper mashed potatoes are really good for about the first 15 minutes. After about 5 hours they start to get a little old. Hmm… I know! A couple Pop-Tarts and a big bowl of Cocoa Krispies will … Continue reading →

New Year’s Day. Time to reflect back upon the previous year and make resolutions for the year to come. There are, of course, the easy ones – like, I’ll never eat the entire box of donuts by myself again, or … Continue reading →