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“No one can tell what goes on in between the person you were and the person you become. No one can chart that blue and lonely section of hell. There are no maps of the change. You just...come out the other side. Or don't.”
by Stephen King The Stand
Monthly Archives: September 2001
Can I be indisposed in private, please?
I was, shall we say, indisposed, when I heard my wife call from the other room asking if I had gone to bed. “No,” I replied. “I’m indisposed.” “Oh, I thought I heard you in the bedroom.” “No, I’m indisposed.” … Continue reading
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Dad feeds baby
Mr. Mom takes care of 15-month old daughter – Scene One: (wife) “You fed her plums!?” (me) “What!? It was in the cabinet!” (wife) “There’s all kinds of fruits in the cabinet! You chose plums!?” (me) “It was a dark … Continue reading
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Garbage Phone Call
Things you don’t want to hear… “I was taking out the garbage and I remembered I wanted to call you.” Thanks Mom!
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The people who make a difference are the ones who get bored.
The people who make a difference are the ones who get bored. – Brian Eno I imagine it’s like the metamorphosis of a caterpillar into a butterfly. Bear with me… You’re all happy being a caterpillar, walking around and eating … Continue reading
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Half-Popped Popcorn and Chunky Milk
Just when you think you’ve seen everything in the grocery… Half-popped popcorn kernals. In a can. Factory-sealed fresh. You know the kernels in your microwave bag that didn’t quite have enough oomph to pop out of the popcorn shell and … Continue reading
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