Monthly Archives: September 2001

I was, shall we say, indisposed, when I heard my wife call from the other room asking if I had gone to bed. “No,” I replied. “I’m indisposed.” “Oh, I thought I heard you in the bedroom.” “No, I’m indisposed.” … Continue reading →

Mr. Mom takes care of 15-month old daughter – Scene One: (wife) “You fed her plums!?” (me) “What!? It was in the cabinet!” (wife) “There’s all kinds of fruits in the cabinet! You chose plums!?” (me) “It was a dark … Continue reading →

Things you don’t want to hear… “I was taking out the garbage and I remembered I wanted to call you.” Thanks Mom!

The people who make a difference are the ones who get bored. – Brian Eno I imagine it’s like the metamorphosis of a caterpillar into a butterfly. Bear with me… You’re all happy being a caterpillar, walking around and eating … Continue reading →

Just when you think you’ve seen everything in the grocery… Half-popped popcorn kernals. In a can. Factory-sealed fresh. You know the kernels in your microwave bag that didn’t quite have enough oomph to pop out of the popcorn shell and … Continue reading →